her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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