i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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