My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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