Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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