Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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