Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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