Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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