If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
This house was built for laser tag.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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