I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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