Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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