i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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