ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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