We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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