idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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