Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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