Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
