dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Congratulations! We have a period
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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