1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My first STD was from a foam party
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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