I've blown a few things in my day
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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