it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
