Ambien. No doubt about it.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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