You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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