Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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