i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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