talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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