Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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