You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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