Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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