I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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