uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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