Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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