so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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