I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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