just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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