R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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