He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This baby is an asshole
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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