So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
FUCK WHALES
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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