Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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