Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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