She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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