She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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