i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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