She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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