Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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