Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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