why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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