you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm having to shit out rocks
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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