Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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