belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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