Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Text me some of your sweat
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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