Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
