Porn is love you can see.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just forgot I was standing up.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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