do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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