Got a toothbrush?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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