You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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