you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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