It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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