why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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